The best autumn sex position

Gooooooood morning lovely readers of the Goddess Blog and welcome to another day and another blog post by your one and only Goddess!

Todayyy the Goddess will be talking about quite probably the very best sex position that you guys can practice this autumn, so be prepared for a nice, relaxing and hot post that the Goddess has prepared for you today - and remember, if you enjoy the reads, be sure to let your appreciation of the Goddess be known by dropping in some cups of coffee along the way! :))

Yes, summer is over and we're already missing it but, there are lots of things we love about autumn too. The cosy nights in with a glass of red wine and a juicy Netflix series, the distinct feeling that the festive season is on its way, and the beautiful autumnal leaves palette on the pavements as they start to fall from their trees.

Oh, and on the subject of leaves, I've thought of another thing we love about autumn: the leaf blower. No, not the garden tool - the best autumn sex position.

In the summer with all the humidity and heat we're only really interested in positions that require minimum skin-to-skin so that we don't get any more hot and bothered than we already are. But in the autumn as the temperature cools, really cools, we're all up for getting up close and personal in the bedroom.

WHAT IS THE LEAF BLOWER SEX POSITION?

The leaf blower is the hottest new sex position of the season and takes its inspiration from a position that’s popular in Canada and is known as ‘The Maple Leaf’, but with a few distinct differences.

It can be done on a bed, but you’re better off getting on the floor for this one, however you will need something to brace yourself on – such as a sofa or wall.

One person, the man or strap on wearing partner, sits down on the floor with their legs forward and their feet on the sofa. The other person then gently lowers their body on top and puts their legs on the other person’s shoulders (it will look like you’re forming a V-shape). If you’re feeling unsteady, you can lean against the sofa or bed.

Now, once you’re in the V position, you each stretch one arm up the air and hold hands. Seen from the side, this will look like a maple leaf – here’s how you make it into a leaf blower.

Pull up another sofa, so that you’re each leaning against one with your backs, and bring both your hands up. Hold hands and as you’re moving, swing backwards and forwards, which will make it look like the ‘leaf’ is blowing in the wind.

Alternatively, the person penetrating can lean backwards while in the V-formation, while the woman lifts her legs up and down from his shoulders in a waving motion. This is not one for when you're feeling lazy or right after a meal as it's pretty active, but it does mean that you can probably skip that gym session the follow morning.

You'll never be able to look at a leaf blower the same way again!

And there you have it boys and girls, the leaf blower is out there. Now go ahead and practice some of it :))))

That is itttttt for today’s sexy post guys! Hope you enjoyed it:)

Goddess is out for the day, catch you all tomorrow,

xxxxx

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