Shower sex hacks
Good morning fellow blog readers and welcome to another day and another post by your one and only Goddess! Today I will be sharing several hacks, tips and tricks about shower sex that you guys can use the next time when you go to the shower along with your partner, so that your experience can be as smooth as possible! Of course guys, at the end of it all, remember to drop some coffees for your Goddess so that we can get to a great start in June! :)) Without any further ado, let’s dig right into the post!
So you want to have sex in the shower. Maybe you’re feeling a little adventurous.
Some naysayers like to say shower sex is difficult, but frankly, the benefits outweigh the challenges. For one thing, the acoustics: if you tend to break into song during sex, guess what? You’re going to sound amazing. It’s also extremely efficient. You know how some people shower before sex? Or right after, like that Catholic guy who Miranda dated in SATC season one? You can do it DURING. How's that for time saving? (Pretty darn good, I’d say, even if you're not showering all that often). There’s also the matter of moon sex, which is what hippies like to call boning during your period. Two great things about this when combined with showering: you can spare your towels (and also spare yourself the extremely unsexy act of pausing to get towels) while also effortlessly recreating the best scene from Psycho. There’s no losing here. So, here are some hacks that you might wanna implement if you indeed want to go for a shower sex!
1. Positions
I would be remiss to say that sex in the shower is always the greatest idea. To be frank, it can be a little dangerous, and it’s really easy to back into a faucet, slip out over the side of the tub, or end up gasping for air under the shower head. With these factors in mind, it’s advisable to choose your positions wisely.
2. He is stronger
Ladies, try wrapping both legs around his waist, and consider buying one of those stick-on treads for your wall. Will work wonders for you!
3. Keep it simple
Face the wall, brace your hands, and bend over. It's really that easy. Note: this is also fairly slip-proof and stable, especially with a mat (at least as far as slippery-surface upright sex goes), so, feel free to go to town!
4. Lotus style
Try it lotus style: have him sit with his legs extended and get on his lap, with your legs wrapped around his waist for leverage. Bonus: This is super touchy-feely and romantic! Other bonus: you are in control, ladies!
5. Birth control > Condoms
Again, condoms haven’t been officially approved for wet-and-wild conditions, so you should have backup: a pill will help you out in the shower.
6. Shower toys
Vibrating sponges, loofahs, and waterproof toys could all be in your shower right now. Meow.
7. Stuff to grab onto
Did you know people have created suction-on handles and foot rests for the shower? They're for old people and shaving, and thus probably not meant to hold your full body weight. But they can still be game changers for keeping your balance or, erm, gaining special access, during pregame tomfoolery.
8. Know when to give up
Guess what? The shower is a great place for foreplay. Or afterplay. Or for partial-sex-but-then-giving-up-and-taking-it-to-the-bed play. If you're not having a good time, move on!
The number one rule of shower sex is to have fun, so please: be safe, get some accessories, and first and foremost, do what feels good to you, including giving up on shower sex. I won't tell anybody :)))
That is it for today’s post guys! Hope you have a great day ahead of you and catch you all tomorrow!
Goddessssss outtt,
xxx
