Public sex tips + new SA profile

Good morning lovely readers of the Goddess blog and welcome to another Monday post by yours truly, today I will be sharing several tips with you guys about public sex - how and why you guys should do it without the repercussions of getting caught! Furthermore, the Goddess is back on Seeking Arrangement’s as promised so here is my profile: https://www.seeking.com/member/d1b179a1-9956-408a-ad23-5fcb6b816c71

Without any further ado, let’s get right into the show, relax and as always, remember to let this Goddess some sips of coffee? :))

Pretty much everyone shares one common fantasy when it comes to sex. Doing it in public. Whether it’s in,

• A public library,

• A music festival in the ocean,

• In an airplane bathroom.

Everyone has probably considered it.

Now, doing the nasty in public isn’t as easy as you might think. There are few key things you’ll probably be best to keep in mind before dropping your pants and going for it.

Keeping an eye out for who might be watching is kind of important.

Having sex in public is otherwise known as public indecency and well illegal if cut by a nosy neighbor or even the police you could be facing some pretty embarrassing fines jail time.

A criminal conviction or possibly even a criminal record, not something you’d want potential employers to find out about. Choosing the location carefully for your public tryst is usually a great first step towards making the experience a success.

Scoping out potential locations ahead of time is a pretty good idea and I’ll help you by giving you time to find the more secluded and less populated spots.

1. The Pick Me Up

No matter where in the country you are there’s likely to be a pickup truck parked nearby.

I mean this America right and now I know you’re not trying to convince anyone to defile anybody else’s private property or anything but if you were too, well here are some tips to start.

Steps:

1. You might want to bring a blanket or something to cover you up.

2. Once you’re all crawled up inside of the truck, try to stay below the sightlines by having the woman lie flat on her back.

3. As for you well it’s pretty simple. Lie on top of her with your chest pressed against hers,

4. And place your legs outside her own

This position will mean that you’ll have to do most of the work as she won’t be able to move much.

2. Back Alley

Now this one has the potential to get a little dirty. So be warned finding an alley in the city that doesn’t see too much traffic.

Shouldn’t be too hard but just to be safe this one’s best performed at night after the garbage pickup.

Steps:

1. Find a dumpster

2. Position your partner either sitting or lying down on top of it.

3. Spread her legs and stand in between them.

4. You have to do now to take your sweet time going down on it.

Keep your eyes and ears open for vagrants or any drunks that might be using that very same alley as well a toilet.

— Because yes that might kind of kill the load.

3. Pigs In A Blanket

This is a great option if you find yourself with a horny partner at a public park or maybe even a beach. All you need is a big blanket or a towel.

Try to find a more secluded part of the park or beach away from prying eyes or playing children.

Steps:

1. Lie down on the blanket,

2. Wrap yourself around,

3. And the two of you can start wiggling till your heart’s content.

A good little trick is replacing the blanket with a sleeping bag it’ll prevent any accidental exposures of naked body parts.

Plus, you’ll get extra hot and sweaty in there. That’s always good right moving on from public parks and beaches to the deep woods.

4. The Lumberjack

A lumberjack is a great option for those of you looking to get in touch with nature at the same time as getting in touch with each other.

Steps:

1. Find a densely wooded area,

2. Bend your girl over at the wait,

3. Make sure that her arms are wrapped around a tree for supports,

4. Enter her gently from behind.

From here on out it’s up to both of you as to who is in control as this position makes it easy for both of you to truly go wild.

5. The Bushwhackers

Finally, this one is a tried-and-true classic.

Sex in the bushes reminds us of all of our misspent youth curfews and well all sorts of naughty behavior.

What’s great about this one is that you don’t even need to leave your own property.

Now being a gentleman is key as she won’t want to get her clothes dirty from the ground or bushes.

1. Get her to wrap her legs tightly around your waist as you kneel in the bushes.

2. Make sure to support her waist with your arms and hold her tightly to your body as you enter her.

This position will make sure that she doesn’t have to touch the ground. And instead, you’ll get the twigs and the leaves in your shins but that’s a small price to pay for some great public sex now, isn’t it?

Now there’s nothing better after a long winter that’s outdoor intercourse.

That is if for today’s post guys! I hope you guys had a blast reading it!

Goddess will be back tomorrow,

Take care lovely folks!

xxxx