How to properly send d*ck picks + New SA Profile!
Good day fellow readers of the Goddess Blogggg and welcome to another day and another post by yours truly, before we get into today’s post, I was welcomed with a relative unpleasantry today, which is also the reason why my post for today is coming out so late in the morning - namely, my Seeking Arrangement Profile was deleted from the platform due to ‘excessive marketing of other websites’ - I presume that is due to me trying to market my blog :(
But never fear as the Goddess is already back on SA, I am still just a clique away:
https://members.seeking.com/member/15431a47-97ab-4a53-ba01-1ba6b13c73f9
Having said that, be sure to drop a comment or two about today’s post and before we get into the post itself, remember to get the Goddess some lovely cups of coffee along the way!
Today’s post is going to be a guide of sorts about you gents - how can you send a sexy pic of your penis to your partner/sugar baby/lady friend without getting blocked and thought of as a pervert?
Ah, dick pics. There's perhaps no imagery more controversial since the advent of the camera phone than a good ol' "check out my penis" photo. And whether you love them or hate them, there's no debating that most men don't know how to send an actually sexy dick pic. Before I, ahem, unpack that last part, a little explainer on why guys love to share snaps of their johnson: I think showing his penis is more likely to excite him than it is to excite you.
Most men are enamored by their genitals and get a thrill out of thinking that a lady will get a thrill out of it too.
Still, some women (myself included, btw) can be totally turned on by a dick pic—if (and only if) it meets a few general standards. So, in the hopes of saving you from yet another "OMG, why" moment of horror, here, without further delay, the official rules for sending dick pics. Feel free to share as you see fit.
1. Approval
Before even taking a dick pic, you absolutely must make sure the person you're hoping to send it to wants to see it. Receiving an unwanted dick pic feels really awful, even violating. To find out if your potential recipient is open to dick pics, just be super straight-up and ask her. One slightly less scary way to do it: Ask if she'd like to exchange sexy pictures.
2. Pro’s and cons
Okay, so a current or prospective partner says she's DTR (down to receive). Now it's time to consider whether sending her a dick pic is actually worth the risk.
But three things can ease that concern:
Only sending dick pics to a partner you fully trust (like, you know, a girlfriend).
Keeping your face and other identifying features out of the frame.
Asking the recipient why they want a dick pic (don't offer suggestions—let them answer honestly). If they don't sound legit excited by the idea, maybe keep the intimate images to yourself. Most women aren't particularly excited by dick pics. "
So ask yourself, "Am I confident that my partner will genuinely enjoy this?" If not, perhaps stick to flirty dirty talk.
3. The right time
On that note, flirty dirty talk should always precede the sending of a dick pic. A nude picture is definitely more intense than just chatting back and forth about sexy things. If you jump to that extreme too quickly, it can be super jarring and not actually erotic. For the best reaction from your recipient, have at least a foundation of basic sexting (via text or email) before taking it to the next level.
4. Selective and tasteful
In general, the more blank the background, the better. That's because a dick pic is already challenging enough to take seriously, so any extra competition in the photo isn't going to help, she explains.
That counts not only for the pile of laundry on your floor or the dirty bathroom mirror, but also your adorable dog, unmade bed, and half-empty (half-full?) beer can.
Women can also tell when you're being lazy with your picture. Don't just pull your pants down and point your camera at your erection. Experiment with angles for the best light and real appeal, just like you would a regular selfie.
Got that? Play with your dick (pic). :)))
5. Hold it
Do yourself a favor and remind your recipient that this D is yours (and hopefully, soon to be theirs) by holding it in your hand or touching it in some way. Not only are you taking ownership of an otherwise random body part, but you're also reminding your recipient that there's more to your package deal than just your package.
(Also, FYI, there's nothing hotter than a guy who's good with his hands.)
6. Sexy talk
A little heartfelt personalization with a dick pic can go a long way. So when sending a picture, include a text (or in the case of Snapchat, a caption) that shows that your erect status is in direct response to or direct anticipation of your partner's excitement.
If you can reference something you've talked about in the past, or a sexy memory, that's even better. Don't go OTT—keep it classy. For example: "Just thinking about you in your red lacy bra and look what you've done to me."
7. Don’t get cocky
There is nothing—I repeat, nothing—worse in the bedroom than being faked out of a good penis by a deceiving dick pic. So guys, a word of advice: Especially if you're trying to sleep with this person, do not oversell what you're working with.
A pleasant surprise is way better than disappointment. That means no angles that make you look twice as large as you actually are, no loose hand grips that feign thickness (yes, I know that trick), and absolutely no catdicking (showing off someone else's penis and calling it yours).
And if you are on the Magnum side of things, please skip the props (rulers, stacked soda cans, etc.) to let us know. Women can tell...and humility is way hotter than any dick pic itself.
That is it for today’s post lovely blog readers!!! Hope you had a blast :)
Goddess wishes you all a wonderful day ahead of you, cya all tomorrow
xxxxx
