How to have sex in public without getting caught
Good morning lovely readers of the Goddess Blog and welcome to another Monday and another beginning of the week for your one and only Goddess! Today I will be sharing with you guys my opinion into the long-disputed subject of public sex and what you guys should be doing in order to have as much public sex as possible without getting caught!
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No matter how fun and satisfying your sex life with your best girl is, there's something exhilarating about throwing a little danger into your routine. Enter: having sex in public.
While you might have considered or fantasized about getting it on in your office or hidden away in a side alley on your way home from work, if you really want to take up the ante, it's important to be strategic about where you decide to go for it. So before you start slyly suggesting that your girlfriend/Sugar Baby/partner lift up her skirt, here are some places that can be beneficial in having some nice, juicy sex in public.
1. In The Water
Yes, water sex. Fair warning: while having sex in the sea when other people are swimming around you seems erotic and naughty, any type of pond, lake or ocean poses a threat of various organisms that can find their way to your urinary tract. This is not only dangerous from a health perspective, but also prevents lubrication in a big, likely-uncomfortable way. Instead, I suggest going for a well-maintained, chlorinated swimming pool. Best at nighttime, right before the hotel closes the gate, have your girl hold onto the side of the deep end while you push deep inside her from behind. Just remember to keep quiet — the slippery moans that are bound to slip out will really carry across the surface of the water.
2. Windows Open
While it might not seem like having sex inside of your home is actually a public outing, if you invite strangers to peer in, it is. What can be hot about opening a window or having sex against the window in a hotel, is your level of comfort. Both of you will feel more at ease since you're not, technically-speaking, outside, so the intensity level of intercourse will be more passionate. There's also something pretty sexy about not knowing who saw you or how long they watched.
This is a very popular exhibitionist fantasy for many people because being gawked at — and ahem, admired! — for your moves. If you want to up the ante and make it super-hot? If you really do want to but on a show from inside a hotel room, make sure the room is across the street from another tall hotel or apartment building, then wait until after dark and turn on all the lights.
3. Bathrooms
Avoid those multi-stall situations if you want to have sex at your favorite restaurant or bar and make sure to go on an off night where it's not as busy. The key to successfully pulling off this naughty bathroom sex experience is coming prepared — she needs to easily be able to mount you, and you need to be comfortable sitting down in a not-always-sanitary situation. Keep your noise level in check if you don't want the bartender cutting your tab off early.
If there aren't any gender-neutral washrooms, try choosing a men's room over a women's room, since they are traditionally less crowded than other ones. The key to successfully pulling off this public sex experience is coming prepared — she needs to easily be able to mount you, and you need to be comfortable sitting down in a not-always-sanitary situation. And for your exit strategy? The trick here is that the guy needs to do the recon to make sure no one is in there and then sneak the gal in. When finished, reverse the procedure to get her out of there unseen. Keep your noise level in check if you don't want the bartender cutting your tab off early.
4. In The Movie Theater
Like a private restroom, the trick to making this rendezvous exciting and successful is going during a random time where not many people are in the theater. It's also important to make sure you select a loud movie — think action and adventure — that will muffle any moans or bodily sounds that either of your make. May we suggest bringing a towel to lay down on the floor so you don't leave with popcorn stuck to your back.
It's also important to make sure you select a loud movie — think action and adventure — that will muffle any moans or bodily sounds that either of your make. And which position is best? Have your girlfriend mount you while facing the screen in reverse cowgirl position. This makes it a little less obvious you are having sex, with the added bonus of both of you can also enjoy watching the movie.
5. In A Parked Car
If you want to minimize the risk of getting of caught but are still kind of interested in someone seeing you going at it, consider having sex in a parked car, potentially in a car garage. A car garage has the right balance of public and private, so it's an ideal place to go for your first public sex encounter.
Another appeal of this type of romp is the throwback vibes it provides. Sex in cars brings back memories of high school for many people who did that in their youth. However, one of the biggest hurdles of making this happen is figuring out how to navigate and twist your no-longer-high-school-aged body to fit in a small car. If you really want to have sex in the front of the car in the passenger seat, open the car door which offers lots of new options for positions. If that feels too risky of being spotted by the police, stick to sex in the back seat for a lot more privacy. Just don't forget to lock your doors!
6. In A Park
First and foremost, be smart about this one: If it isn't a safe part of town, avoid it. There's no reason to put you and your partner in serious trouble just to enjoy a little exhibitionism. That being said, if you're familiar with the park and the neighborhood, this can be a lot of fun. When there isn't anyone around — likely at nighttime — find a shady tree, bring a blanket and go at it. The best part of about this public sex idea is that you can afford to be a little louder because there likely won't be too many people around.
Sex in a public park is a very good option for many people. The main thing is to find a park that has a secluded or wooded area. Take a blanket and picnic basket with you. You can use the blanket for cover, plus have a nice dinner after your romp!
7. Changing Room
While you definitely get bored after, say, one minute, of shopping with your girlfriend, the thought that gets you through the many outfit changes is that she's butt naked behind that curtain or door. You've probably thought about surprising her while she's changing for a quickie. It's a fun fantasy but be warned that the task at hand won't be easy. This is a tough one to avoid getting caught in as most department store changing rooms are closely monitored by store clerks watching out for shoplifters. If you do want to try this route, best bet is to go very early in the day on a weekday as things are not quite so heavily populated.
8. Hiking The Trails
Forget a candlelight dinner for two, you and your gal love to explore the wild unknown — making trails and nature more of a turn on than aphrodisiac menu. That's why getting it on while hiking might be on your romp bucket list. It's a smart concept because the great outdoors offers many options for sexual adventuring: Depending on where you go hiking, the great outdoors offers all kinds of options for having sex! Against a tree! On a boulder! In a meadow. Just don't leave home without a blanket. And after your orgasm? Check each other for ticks.
And that is itttt for today’s post ladies and gents! I hope you liked the read to kick-start the week!
Goddess is out for the day, I will be seeing you lovely people tomorrow,
xxxxxx
