Doggy Style is the best sex position out there - here’s why
Gooooooooooood morning lovely readers of the Goddess Blog and welcome to the wonderful month of June and the very first blog post for the month of June courtesy of your favorite Goddess, I was a bit busy for the first few days in the week - but never fear as the Goddess is here and ready to make the month of June and this week the sexiest ever!
Today I wanna share why I think that a lot of you boys and girls are doing doggy style wrong - I have 3 things to share with you wonderful lot today so stick around for it, it is about to get extra spicy, sexy and juicy! :))
All right, listen up. That thing you've thought was doggy style all these years? Turns out it's really, really not doggy style.
This is an embarrassment, people! I, for one, pride myself on getting ravaged correctly. If you, too, have high standards for your bedroom game, you'll incorporate these three red-hot ruff-love tips into your sex life promptly. We can do doggy-style as it's meant to be done. Trust the Goddess!
1. Take It Easy, Boys
So you know how a human guy is, like, pretty much just a boner with a face? By that I mean that many dudes (though not all dudes) are ready to get it on at even the slightest suggestion of some nudity somewhere in the world.
And, to continue my generalizations of human sexuality, it takes some women — myself included — a little longer to get into it. This leads to an annoying disparity between horniness levels.
Just.. take it easy. Slow game is the name of the game!
2. Ladies - Position Of Your Vagina Is Key
Oh, sure, that in-out, rocking motion you've got going on feels nice and everything, but if there's even the slightest possibility of all-out penis removal? You're doing it wrong. Because your genitals should be tightly locked into each other as a formation known as "dog-knot."
Once the penis is safely inside ... blood rushes into the base of the penis, called the bulbus glandis, causing the organ to swell in size. At the same time, the female’s vagina contracts against the penis, creating what’s known as a “copulatory tie,” “coital tie,” or best of all, “dog knot.” The male and female are now physically, literally locked into one another. And that is absolutely KEY to doggy style!
3. No Early Cumings, Please!
In all seriousness, it is the worst when a guy comes first and you're like, well, hi, still going here, and he's already passed out on top of you. It's way uncool.
But guess who's not uncool? EVERY DOG EVER, that's who. Because male dogs keep it going loooong after their first orgasm. They just pop a leg over the female, move into a BUTT-TO-BUTT position (your new suction-cup vagina is key here), and kind of just hang out there for 25 minutes to an hour, occasionally ejaculating. OK, so it's not the most active sex ever, but it beats a dissatisfied cuddle, don't it?
And Sugar Daddies - I think you ought to know how to satisfy your Sugar Baby in the best way possible right? :)))
And that is ittttttttttt for today’s post lovely people!
Now go out there and enjoy this lovely Wednesday!
Goddess loves you all,
xooxoxox
