Hellooooo dear lovely readers of the Goddess blog - it is Saturday so it is the final blog-day for yours truly, so let’s end this week on a high note shall we? And in order to make that happen, the Goddess will be writing about the several places that you guys can use in order to have sex in public! The holy grail of every relationship is arguably sex in public, so let’s not waste any more time and just dive right into the post - and as always guys, remember to let this Goddess have some sips of coffee? :))
We’re always hearing that we could be having better sex, a better orgasm, or a better relationship . But how often do we actually hear the nitty-gritty details of how we might actually achieve those things? This Saturday’s topic: the best places to have sex in public (or just trick yourself into thinking you are).
1. The Car
If you have tinted windows, the world is your oyster! Jump into the backseat and grab a blanket for extra precaution. If your windows aren't tinted, limit your escapades to the evening hours. Try parking in an empty parking garage or near a quiet construction site. If you sit on your partner's lap, you’ll be able to make a faster emergency get-away if you see someone approaching.
2. Deserted Parks Or Beaches
The risk of getting caught won’t be very high, but you’ll get the excitement of being fully out in the open. This is probably best to do at night, just to reduce the risk of anyone actually seeing you.
It’s often easier to have your outdoor sex unseen late at night rather than earlier in the evening or in the daytime. It’s always a good idea to think about the degree of visibility.
Just watch out for sand and poison oak! Bringing a blanket or another form of coverage could be a good idea just in case someone does happen to wander into the area.
3. Hotel Windows
The next time you’re away on vacation, look at the windows of your hotel from the outside. If they’re tinted, you and your partner can have flagrantly exhibitionistic sex without risking being seen. If they're not, have sex on the ground in missionary position or doggy-style. The angle should keep anyone from spotting you.
It's not as risky if you are staying in a hotel room where somebody could look through the window or on a hotel balcony where the people who might see what's going on up there are fairly far away.
You can also look into resorts that are comfortable with guest nudity. This can help up the exhibitionist factor, without any risk of you possibly getting in trouble.
4. Private Bathrooms
With holiday party season in full effect, you may soon find yourselves with the opportunity to duck into a single-stall bathroom for a few hot minutes. Lock the door, bend over the sink, and go to town as quickly as you can! If there are people milling around the entrance, pretend that one of you is sick or needs assistance getting into the restroom. Just don’t do it in a friend’s home, in a handicapped restroom, or if there’s a line waiting.
5. A Movie Theater
The armrest situation can make intercourse a little tricky, but you can give each other hand jobs in the darkness of the back rows. Just be careful with this one — you could very well get caught and/or traumatize a witness.
6. Empty Libraries
Check the class schedule or post up far away from the elevator to make sure you won’t get interrupted. Wear a skirt or dress with no underwear on underneath to make things even easier.
7. Private Roof Deck
Duck behind the wall or ledge, so you can hide everything going on below the waist while still looking out on the world.
Good luck, and stay safe!
Goddess wishes you all a wonderful day ahead, see you all on Monday
xxxxxx