Cheeky responses to ghosting
Good morning fellow readers of the Goddess blog and welcome to another day, another weekend - and of course, another post by yours truly - and for todayyy the Goddess will be discussing several cheeky responses that you guys ought to memorize if you ever get ghosted! Ghosting is one of the most unremarkable and painful things to endure, so have in mind these witty phrases if you ever find yourself in such a situation - I promise that the person ghosting you will be haunted by them! Without any further ado, lets dig right into them and as always, do remember to get this Goddess some cups of coffee? :)
It takes a specific kind of person to ghost someone in the middle of a global pandemic — but rest assured, they exist. When a date's playing it hot and cold or you haven't heard from your crush in weeks, these witty responses to ghosting will help you clear the air and your mind.
While quarantine may not stop people from ghosting, time inside has given daters a chance to stop getting caught in texting games and shoddy communication. If you ask me, gracefully leaving a ghoster is the quickest and easiest way out. It's your ego that wants to lash out guys! Accept the facts for what they are, and be grateful you're not being strung along or played.
The lack of social gatherings doesn't have to mean a lack of social graces. Here are several FIERCE ways to respond to a ghoster!
1. Hey, at least now when my friends ask me for the most terrible date I have ever had, I can tell them about you.
The scariest stories are true.
2. Wow - didn’t know you too were a Simon and Garfunkel fan! Kudos to you! And while I will say hello to the old friend that is silence, I will bid adieu to an insensitive child as well!
Hello darkness, my old friend.
3. You must have missheard me when we talked about favorite magazines - I said Vogue, not vague.
This just in: Bad communication skills are not trending this season!
4. It seems like your telephone has been dead for the past couple of weeks. Let me know if you need to borrow my charger.
I will need it back.
5. I kinda feel the same.
Real may recognize real, but real also recognizes thoughtless losers that don't deserve your time.
6. I see that you are playing it cool. Too bad I am not 15 anymore.
When they play it cool, play it ice cold.
7. Can we atleast reenact the ‘I am the king of the world’ scene from the Titanic first?
It's best part of the whole movie.
8. I hope this finds you well. I just wanted to circle back, per our last message exchange. Kind regards!
If corporate email language won't do it, nothing will.
That is it for today’s post you lovely souls! I really hope you had some fun reading my piece!
Enjoy your weekend and take care of yourselves,
See ya all tomorrow!
xxxx
