7 autumn sex.. trick or treats?
Gooood morning lovely readers of the Goddess blog and welcome to another day and another post by your one and only Goddess, today was an off day for blogging for me because I used my time to reapproach and rethink my approach to blogging and social media - and I have decided to start spending more time on my blog, Ecency (HIVE-based social engine, a brilliant crypto-based-Facebook-like page) and Seeking Arrangements and to start limiting my input on Facebook and Instagram. I am really looking forward to spend more time with you guys, my faithful readers and I want to really limit the social media that dominates the world in the moment.
Having said that, today’s post will be a really spicy one - I will be discussing 7 sex tips-turned-into-pranks that you guys might wanna check out if you like the autumn as much as this Goddess does! The tips will be ladies-friendly, so guys, make sure to paste the link to the blog to your lovely partner :) Let’s dig right into it!
With fall well underway and October upon us, the most wonderful time of the year is officially here. And if you have a basic bone in your body, the few leaves that are changing color and the scent of PSLs everywhere are enough to arouse you. So to thoroughly enjoy all of fall’s natural aphrodisiacs (because seriously, does anything get you in the mood quite like the sheer thought of dragging your boyfriend or SugarDaddy on a hayride and making him pose for 87 pictures?), here are a few tried and true sex tips to get the most out of the autumn months. Do these and you won’t be the only one dropping to your knees in your relationship. (jk jk. About the blow job thing, not the proposing thing.)
1. The Costume Contest
• Tell him that you’d like to dress up in your best costumes before sex.
• Get mad when his costume is actually better than yours.
• Ignore him for the rest of the night.
2. The Role Play
• Tell him you’d like to try role play.
• Ask him who he’d like you to be.
• Suggest his ex-girlfriend because I mean, come on. He *was* hung up on her, right?
• And you did catch him texting her a few months ago.
• And you’re pretty sure he never actually deleted her on Snapchat like her said he did.
• Cry.
• Have a long, 4-hour discussion about respect and loyalty.
• Just watch Netflix instead.
3. The Trick Or Treat
• Dress in your skankiest costume.
• Knock on his door.
• When he answers say “trick or treat.”
• He’ll suggest some sort of sexual thing.
• Say “no” you really just wanted some candy or something.
• Make him go buy you some candy.
4. The Touchdown
• Buy a football jersey with your boyfriend’s favorite team on it.
• Wear it, with long socks and no pants when you’re at his apartment during a game.
• Get mad when he asks you to grab him a beer.
• Get madder when he asks you to make him some nachos.
• Get even madder when he asks for a “football blowjob.”
• Burn the jersey and go to brunch with your friends.
• Bitch about how much you hate football.
5. The Barter
• Ask him to go to a fall harvest festival with you.
• When he says no, tell him that you’ll make it worth his while.
• When he asks what that means, just tell him that later you guys are going to get really dirty.
• Go to the festival together.
• Have the best fucking time in the world because, fall.
• Pick out two giant pumpkins.
• Ask him to pay for the pumpkins.
• Remind him what’s happening later.
• Get home and carve the pumpkins together.
• Get “dirty” together by pulling out pumpkin guts.
• Hope he doesn’t dump you.
6. The Hold Me Close
• Pick out a scary movie on Netflix.
• Invite him over to “cuddle.”
• Watch said scary movie.
• Freak the fuck out because you forgot how much you hate scary movies.
• Cry.
• Make him stay awake all night and guard you to make sure no ghosts get you.
7. The Photoshoot
• Tell him you want to take a hot, fall photo shoot.
• Say it in a seductive tone.
• When he comes over to your house, dress him in the new fall clothes you got for him.
• Enlist that girl who did your recruitment video to take pictures.
• Go outside in the still-80 degree weather wearing scarves, sweaters, and jackets.
• Pose until he breaks up with you or one of you passes out from heat stroke.
Ugh, nothing like love in the fall.
:D
That is it for today’s post guys! Hope you guys enjoyed the content and will pick up some of the pranks today in order to spice up your loved ones :D
Goddess loves you all, I will be back tomorrow for some more content,
xxxxxx
